Zow powie and Kazam! The data streams directly into your brain, and you are suddenly as powerful as superman! And you, silly person, thought it only happened in the movies!

Of course, the mainframe hasn’t gone looking for Zion, yet, and we are not currently trapped in the matrix, so we’re going to have use other methods to accomplish the download. Let’s see, how about accupuncture to the phrenology, or maybe if you licked that USB port. Or, hmm, what’s this thing called Matrixing!

Most everybody know about Matrixing by now, and it seems liek everybody is using it to implant whole martial arts into their minds, but what’s the trick here? I mean, the mainframe really isn’t up and runninng line, so what’s the skinny on it all? how do we accomplish cranial downloads of the zip kind?

The trick is easy, it is called logic. You simply have to take a martial art and put logical order into the thing. Of course, since the martial arts look pretty much like a Chinese fire drill, this is sometimes hard to do.

The first thing you should understand, when rendering your art for matrixing, is that the martial arts are taught by monkey see monkey do, which is the slowest and most inefficient method of instruction on the planet. The tricks of the martial arts, you see, are random strings of data, they don’t have any relationship to one another, and it takes decades to memorize enough strings of data so that they can start to relate to each other and make sense. And we all know that decades of instruction won’t cut it when the mugger is at your door.

So take your basics and make lists of them, put them all in a simplest to most difficult order, then the data will stream. Of course, the fact that the data is all smushed together, doesn’t help. We’re going to have to work this until we have a better solution.

What we need is a method for separating the data and putting in order according to art. If we can do that, then we can not only resolve our individual art, but start to mix and match all the arts, and still retain sense of what it is all about. Really, it’s just a big software problem, which, unfortunately, hasn’t been done before.

So, now you know what needs to be done if you wish to download data directly into your brain. To stream data, and not lose any due to confusion, that is the secret of learning the martial arts at vast speeds. And now you know the theory behind the Matrixing software that can download the martial arts, and a lot of other stuff besides, directly into your brain.

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